The Parliamentary monarchy of Isla Isuonene is a massive, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.188 billion sounenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vittoria. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Isla Isuonenean economy, worth 225 trillion pieceses of silver a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,729 pieceses of silver, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Isuonene's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isla Isuonene is ranked 60,108^th in the world and 1^st in none for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 515.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.